If you thought the Dalai Lama giggled alot, then you obviously never met the Mwahaharajah

I got kicked out of the casino in Las Vegas. I didn't cheat. I just misunderstood what the craps table was for.

His Holiness the Dalai Lama invited you to play Candy Crush.

"Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?" (Dalai Lama job interview)