Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce? Because it happened in the *past*a.#Dalai Lama#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you thought the Dalai Lama giggled alot, then you obviously never met the Mwahaharajah#Dalai Lama#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
His Holiness the Dalai Lama invited you to play Candy Crush.#Dalai Lama#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?" (Dalai Lama job interview)#Dalai Lama#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"A Brita pitcher is only as good as the man who re-fills it after emptying." -- Dalai Lama#Dalai Lama#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp