NBA Jokes

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness? Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

My Old Teammate Ron. So when I was in high school we had a standout basketball player (Ron) who was destined to be in the NBA in his life. As a sophomore, he was 6'7"" 230, super athletic and was a star in any sport he played, but he loved basketball the most. One night he was out celebrating after a win and his buddy was driving drunk and wrecked. Ron wasn't wearing his seat belt and was thrown from the vehicle. He suffered a lot of serious injuries, but what was devastating was that they had t…

nba joke The cavaliers without lebron...

I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made.

Joakim noah injury It is a shame what happened to him, the amount of injuries this NBA season is to damn high! Edit: was informed his face was always like that.

Misread the Whistleblower: NSA Story on the Front Page and Came up with this Joke What do you call an NBA Whistleblower? A referee!

NBA match craze :D It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, ""No, the seat's empty."" ""The first man exclaims, ""What?!? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?"" The neighbor responds, ""Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we …

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Ooh! Ooh! I have a current events joke! Go easy on me im drunk. When I heard that the A/C had gone out at the AT&T Center in San Antonio tonight for the NBA finals, I thought to myself... I guess this favors the Heat.

The NBA should really draft some thirsty ratchet bitches. They're hella quick on the rebound!

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA? Hard work and dedication.

Didn't realize how bad it had gotten... The officiating in the NBA is so bad that at the end of last night's Knicks/Heat game the Lakers were declared the winner by 20 points.

Did you hear about the 7' NBA star who married a blonde midget? He was nuts over her.

What does a Miami Heat fan do when his team wins the NBA Finals? He turns off the video game system.

Oklahoma Thunder & Miami Heat... Can't tell if they are talking about a weather report or NBA Finals.

The San Antonio Spurs have made history by becoming the first team in the NBA to hire a female assistant coach. She is the first woman to get that close to that many NBA players without being a Kardashian.

What do you call white people sitting on a bench The nba

Ooh! Ooh! I have a current events joke! Go easy on me im drunk. When I heard that the A/C had gone out at the AT&T Center in San Antonio tonight for the NBA finals, I thought to myself... I guess this favors the Heat.

As a white person... We need more white people jokes. I've got a few here. What do you call a bunch of White people sitting around watching black people do all the work? The NBA What do you call a bunch of White people chasing a black guy through a field? The PGA What do you call a White Girl with a yeast infection? Crackers with Cheese. What do you call it when a white guy tries to shoot a 3 pointer? Sad.

There are over 500 professional bouncers in the US with an average annual salary of almost $12 million each! >!They work for the NBA. !<

What do you call a group of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

What do the NBA and a box of crayons have in common? The whites are useless.

What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA.

Don't let the Golden State Warriors blowing a 3 - 1 lead in the NBA finals.. ..distract you from the fact that the British blew a 13 colony lead in 1776

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench? The nba