Glad the NBA lockout is over. That was like the worst thing that happened to black people, ever.

It's hard to stay mad at Kanye when you remember he once threatened to move to Oklahoma and live at his aunt's house

Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees.

I just answered someones question with..... I Reckon. and now I have to move to Oklahoma.