"Daddy, I want to watch Dora." Sweetie this is Dora. It's the one where she plays an NBA basketball game against the Brooklyn Nets

Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president. In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA.

Pretty certain I'm gonna drop down on one knee and propose to the first woman I ever win an argument with...

Glad the NBA lockout is over. That was like the worst thing that happened to black people, ever.