As a white person... We need more white people jokes. I've got a few here. What do you call a bunch of White people sitting around watching black people do all the work? The NBA What do you call a bunch of White people chasing a black guy through a field? The PGA What do you call a White Girl with a yeast infection? Crackers with Cheese. What do you call it when a white guy tries to shoot a 3 pointer? Sad.