NBA Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench? The NBA

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?,"Because every time he puts up a prayer… it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?,"There's only two candidates and nobody wants either of them to win!

Why do black people like the NBA? It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship? He turns off his Xbox.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ? The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA

Did you know Yao Ming had a dog? He had a dog before every NBA game.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final? The NHL playoffs

Hear about the white guy in the NBA? Me neither.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball? Because every time he puts up a prayer… it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do you call a bench with white people? the NBA

What did Magic Johnson give his teammates after winning an NBA title? A HI-V (high five)

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common? There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!