Why should the Pope play NBA basketball? Because every time he puts up a prayer… it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

"Daddy, I want to watch Dora." Sweetie this is Dora. It's the one where she plays an NBA basketball game against the Brooklyn Nets

Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster.

[walks up to guys playing basketball] "mind if I join?" you any good? Hell yeah I'm good. Toss me the orange sphere