Once upon a time Jesus and Moses were playing golf... Once upon a time Jesus and Moses were playing golf.#Moses#Sports0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jesus and Moses play Golf ...Moses crushes his drive off the first tee straight up the middle of the fairway. Jesus tees up#Moses#Sports0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jesus and Moses are fishing up in Heaven... Jesus and Moses are fishing up in Heaven reminiscing about their days on Earth. Moses says#Moses#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Moses and Jesus are standing on the bank of the Red Sea in their retirement Jesus turns to Moses and says#Moses#Red Sea#Money#Aging0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter? Because the shelter was non prophet.#Moses#Animals#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So Jesus and Moses go to play golf... ...and its the very first tee off. Jesus says to Moses#Moses#Sports0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dubya meets Moses George W Bush was sitting at an airport when he saw a strange man walking by.#Moses#George W Bush0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Splitting the Red Sea Moses was leading the Jews while being chased by the Pharaoh and his men. In a moment of foolishness#Moses#Red Sea0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jesus and Moses decide to go golfing... They are both having great rounds until they reach the 7th hole. They hit their drives reasonably close to each other in front of a water hazard. Moses then says to Jesus#Moses0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jesus and Moses are in Heaven fishing from a rowboat As they were fishing#Moses#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
God and Moses God and Moses were up in heaven when out of the blue Moses said God I really love heaven and find it really cool#Moses#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
George Bush swears he sees Moses in the crowd at a rally.... .....and he doesn't want to miss the opportunity to meet such a well-known biblical celebrity.#George Bush#Moses0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Moses vote for Al Gore?,"Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.#Moses#Al Gorebecause0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What stretches further, skin or rubber?","Skin it says in the scripture that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 3 miles to the next town.#Moses0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Moses lead the Jews around the desert for 40 years? Because someone dropped a quarter.#Moses#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.#Moses#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp