Moses Meets Dubya George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, ""I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"" Moses replied, ""The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!""

Dubya meets Moses George W Bush was sitting at an airport when he saw a strange man walking by. He had long white hair, a long white beard, wore robes, and rocked sandals that clicked against the floor along with his staff. Dubya got up and stood in front of him. "Hey, aren't you Moses?" Moses pretended he couldn't see him. Dubya asked again, but again Moses was looking away intently. Finally Dubya grabbed the man's arm and said, "Why are you so unfriendly??" To that Moses finally respond…

[Updates Christian Mingle bio] "Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first" "You have 999 new matches"

*Moses opens tablet* You have TEN unread commandments.