Dubya meets Moses George W Bush was sitting at an airport when he saw a strange man walking by. He had long white hair, a long white beard, wore robes, and rocked sandals that clicked against the floor along with his staff. Dubya got up and stood in front of him. "Hey, aren't you Moses?" Moses pretended he couldn't see him. Dubya asked again, but again Moses was looking away intently. Finally Dubya grabbed the man's arm and said, "Why are you so unfriendly??" To that Moses finally responded, "Last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years in the desert."