Joe Biden Jokes

Queen of England Obama was talking to the queen of England and he asked her how she runs her country so well. The queen replies quite simply that she chooses the best people to run it. Obama considers this for a moment and then asks, "how do you ensure that they are the best people for the job?" The queen answers that she quizzes them, and as an example she calls in Tony Blair. She asks him, "your parents have a child; it's not your brother it's not your sister, who is it?" Tony replies "well o…

Donald Trump walks up to President Obama... He asks, "Obama my man, how did you manage to put together such a wonderful team? Tell me your secret." Obama smiles and replies, "Well, the first thing that you have to do, Mr Trump, is to surround yourself with intelligent people." "Well how do I do that?" asks Trump. "Simple," Obama replies. "The way I do it, I always ask them one simple question." He turns around and yells, "Joe! Get in here!" Joe Biden saunters into the the room. "Joe," Obama…

George Clooney has become the most high-profile Democrat supporter to suggest that Joe Biden should step down from the Presidential Race. Words like weak, foolish, and insulting to a great institution... were all used to describe Clooney's attempt to play Batman.

What is the difference between Joe Biden and Wladimir Putin? Biden made it to Kiev. 🇺🇦✌️

Who would win in a street fight between Joe Biden and Donald Trump? Everyone watching

Greg Abbott and Joe Biden are having a meeting when suddenly a genie appears "OK, look, here's how it's going to go. I can only grant three wishes, so one of you will get two and the other will only get one. And since you're already men of power and means, you have to choose wishes that will serve your constituents." Abbott immediately screams that he wants the two wishes. Biden silently nods in agreement. "Very well, what is your first wish?" "I want to build a wall around Texas. A gia…

Donald Trump and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship. Who survives? America

A secretary at the Kremlin is having a cigarette break besides the main entrance. All of a sudden, the doors fly open and bursting out of the building comes a Russian Army general, muttering to himself: "That idiotic, delusional, ridiculous old clown of a president! Why doesn't he just do us all a favour and throw himself out of a window?!" The secretary thought to herself that she had better report to Putin right away what she had just heard. Upon hearing out what the secretary had to say, P…

An American and a Russian were arguing about the differences in their countries. The American says: Listen in my country i can walk into the oval office and i can hit the desk with my fist and say “ President Biden I do not like the way you’re governing our country” The Russian says: i can do that. The American says: what how? The Russian says: i can go straight into the kremlin go to the president’s office and i can pound my fist on Putin’s desk and say “ Mr. president i do not like the w…

a Trumper dies and goes to heaven. After getting processed in by St.Peter he goes to find God. He finds God in the garden listening to the birds. M: "Can I ask you something?" G: "Anything my child" M: "Who was the rightful victor of the 2020 US election?" G: "Joe Biden won fair and square my child" M: "This goes higher up than I thought."

On the Bulgarian edition of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire... The new contestant sits on the chair. He just grunts at the host's introduction questions, so they get straight to the game. First question - Which city is the capital of Bulgaria: * A. Sofia * B. Moscow * C. London * D. Paris Respondent: "I'd like to ask the audience." The host is stunned, but just goes with it. The results of the vote are as expected - 100% for **A. Sofia**. The contestant says he’ll trust the audience and answe…

I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020 Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time.....

Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house. After finishing the race Obama says ""Whew

President Obama has a meeting with the President of China to discuss debt... President Obama has a meeting with Xi Jinping to discuss the debt the US owes to China. He arrives at the Chinese presidential mansion with Joe Biden

Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house. After finishing the race Obama says "Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?" Biden replies "No, Bush did 9:11."