Greg Abbott and Joe Biden are having a meeting when suddenly a genie appears
"OK, look, here's how it's going to go. I can only grant three wishes, so one of you will get two and the other will only get one. And since you're already men of power and means, you have to choose wishes that will serve your constituents."
Abbott immediately screams that he wants the two wishes. Biden silently nods in agreement. "Very well, what is your first wish?"
"I want to build a wall around Texas. A gia…