Hillary Jokes

Trying to make amends for past misdemeanours, Bill went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift. "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," he said to the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size." "Will this help?" asked the salesgirl sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Yes, thank you," said Bill. "Her hands are slightly larger than yours." "Will there be anything else?" inquired the salesgirl as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it," replied Bill, "she also needs a bra an…

When he was still President, Bill and Hillary were invited to attend a baseball game. Before the start, an aide whispered something in Bill's ear, whereupon he suddenly picked up Hillary and hurled her down the stadium stairs. The flustered aide said: "No, I think you misheard me, sir. I said throw out the first pitch."

President Clinton is out jogging, and he encounters a man with some puppies. Clinton asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, “They’re Democrat puppies, Mr. President.” Clinton thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see these puppies for herself. He asks the man to tell Hillary what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, “They’re Republican puppies.” The president looks puzzled and says, “Yesterday, you told me they were Democrat p…

One sunny afternoon in 1999, Bill and Hillary Clinton were at a baseball game. Right as the game was getting ready to start, Bill stood up, picked up Hillary and threw her out onto the baseball diamond. When Bill Clinton sat down, his chief advisor leaned over to him and said, "You know, Bill, you may have misunderstood me. I said you that you get to throw out the first pitch!"