Trying to make amends for past misdemeanours, Bill went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift. "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," he said to the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size." "Will this help?" asked the salesgirl sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Yes, thank you," said Bill. "Her hands are slightly larger than yours." "Will there be anything else?" inquired the salesgirl as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it," replied Bill, "she also needs a bra and panties."