Hawaii Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii? PUNCH!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii? Aloha Snackbar!

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii? Aloha Akbar.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii? A-lou-AK-bar.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? "Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

A middle-aged married couple were members of a party that went snorkelling off Hawaii. After spending an hour in the water, everyone got back on the boat except for the wife and a handsome young man. As she continued to explore underwater, she noticed that wherever she swam, he did, too. She continued snorkelling for another forty minutes, and so did he. She felt really flattered by his attention, and as she took off her fins, she coyly asked him why he had remained in the water for so long. "I …

One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one." The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to visit Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me seasick. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii." The genie thought for a minute an…

Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again." Lester says, "So what you gonna do different this year?" Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that truck???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money?" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost. "Well," said the boy, "this one cost me just fifteen dollars." So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?" they said. "It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I don"t know…