Eric Jokes

Very Punny! Eric is just Derek without a D

Eric Clapton Did you know Eric Clapton's son was a speed reader? Six stories in 2 seconds.

Eric is a pimply-faced farm boy who has just turned 16. His father takes him into town to take his written driver's teat and the RoadTest. During the Road Test, the Driver's License Examiner asks Eric to ""Turn Left,"" ""Stop,"" ""Parallel Park"" ""Turn Right,"" and so forth. Finally, the Examiner selects a deserted stretch of ... Read more...

The Answering Machine Hi, this is Eric. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are a telemarketer, I have no money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

Yesterday, I had a problem with my computer so I called Eric... Yesterday, I had a problem with my computer so I called Eric, a friend of mine who is very skilled with technology. He solved the problem quickly and easily. As he was leaving, I asked him what the problem was. He replied that the issue was an "ID ten T" error. I didn't want to appear stupid, but I enquired "What is an 'ID ten T' error?" He replied "Write it down, I think you'll figure it out." I wrote it down: ID10T I used …

Men vs Women **1. NAMES** If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. **2. EATING OUT** When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. …

I had a problem with my computer yesterday... So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong ? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.' I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error ? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.' Eric grinned .... 'Haven't you ever heard …

Eric is stranded on an island... Eric is stranded on an island. He starts hopelessly wandering around and hides behind the bushes when he comes upon a local tribe of cannibals and their cannibal king sitting on a golden throne. "I'm screwed." Eric whispers to himself. Then, out of nowhere, appears a wise old man. "No, you are not." he says to Eric, and proceeds to pick up a small rock from the ground. "You must take this magic rock and throw it at the cannibal king." Eric desperately throws…

Eric & Don Jr were building a house & Eric was throwing away every second nail Don Jr: ""What the hell is wrong with these nails?"

My wife thinks I play favourites with my kids. That's just silly. I love Eric and Not Eric equally.

I had a problem with my computer yesterday... So I called Eric

Two of the Trump children were cheating on an exam.. The first question was ""Old MacDonald had a ______."" Eric tried to see Tiffany's paper

Yesterday I had a problem with my computer so I called Eric...

What's Eric Garner's favorite song? Breathe Again- Toni Braxton

The schoolteacher asked her class of young children to name one thing they needed at home but didn't yet have. "Jimmy?" "A Nintendo Wii." "Very good, Jimmy. How about you, Anna?" "A Super Barbie doll's house," said Anna. "That sounds nice, Anna. Eric?" Eric remained silent. "Surely there must be something you can think of, Eric?" "No, nothing." "Really, Eric? You do surprise me." "I know it's true for a fact," insisted Eric. "Because last week my dad came home drunk, was sick all over the carpet…

Ray and Eric were in a nightclub. They saw no action all evening, but then Eric came back from the bar with two girls. Ray said: "They're like buses." "Why?" queried Eric. "Because you wait for ages and then two come along at once?" "No," said Ray. "They are like buses!"