A journalist is interviewing Eric Clapton, After a few questions he says to Eric, ""Mr. Clapton. I know you aren't a physicist but which falls out of a window faster. A bag of cocaine, or a child?"" Clapton looks shocked and replies. ""Why the hell would I let a bag of cocaine fall out a window?""

Sam 'n' Eric decide to be more grown up by cursing... Their mother wakes them for breakfast, and asks them what they want to eat. Sam says ""Aw, hell, gimme some Cheerios."" Furious, his mother backhands him across the kitchen, turns to Eric and asks ""What do *you* want to eat?"" Eric stammers ""I-I-I dunno, but it sure ain't gonna be none of those damn Cheerios!""

> कल शाम मे एक औरत को ठिठुरता देखमेरे दोस्त ने अपना कम्बल उसके बदन पर दे दिया.उसने कम्बल फ़ेकते हुए कहा- गरीब नहीं हूं शादी में जा रही हूं. > दो बातें हमेशा याद रखना..1. मुश्किल से घबराना नहीं.2. सर्दियों में नहाना नहीं. ऐसे ही जोक्स पढ़ने के लिए यहां क्लिक करें> टीटू- ठंड का महीना हैकृपा करके छत पर पक्षियों के लिए थोड़ी सी Old Monk Rum रख दिया करें. सिर्फ अपने बारे में ही न सोचें ठंड उनको भी लगती है. #Being Human. > खुदा करें कि तुमको 'जुदाई&#039…

It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.