[text] "Hey" Hi. "I'm just laying in bed thinking about you." This is your mom. "New phone who dis?" Eric, that doesn't work. You texted me.

[phone rings in 1984] "Eric get the phone" Hello? "Tell em I'm not home." She's not home. "Ask who it is." My mom wants to know who this is.

The phone rings at the local police station. ""Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Craig. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"" ""Thank you very much for the call, sir."" The next day, policemen descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave. The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Craig, did the police come?"" ""Yep."" ""Did they chop…

A woman had five sons. A woman had five sons: Alex, Bill, Chad, Doug, and Eric. One day, the woman gets a phone call from the hospital. The doctor says, ""I'm so sorry to tell you this, but your son was in a car accident and broke his leg."" ""Oh no!"" She responds, ""Which one?"" The doctor answers, ""The left leg.""