[phone rings in 1984] "Eric get the phone" Hello? "Tell em I'm not home." She's not home. "Ask who it is." My mom wants to know who this is.

As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

Mom, dad... I'm gay. I didn't know either, someone on the internet told me

Jesus: one of you will betray me tonight *checks phone* Jesus: WHO IN DAD'S NAME UNFOLLOWED ME?!" *judas slyly slips phone back in robe*