As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

Mom, dad... I'm gay. I didn't know either, someone on the internet told me

Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! "The green one dad, not the Red one!"

I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my dad and my dog. The dog gets it.