[text] "Hey" Hi. "I'm just laying in bed thinking about you." This is your mom. "New phone who dis?" Eric, that doesn't work. You texted me.

As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

Mom, dad... I'm gay. I didn't know either, someone on the internet told me

Jesus: one of you will betray me tonight *checks phone* Jesus: WHO IN DAD'S NAME UNFOLLOWED ME?!" *judas slyly slips phone back in robe*