Dublin Jokes

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? ...her capital has been Dublin for years

The largest city in the world is... Dublin.

A Texan walks into an pub in Dublin... And lays ten €100 notes on the bar.

An Irishman walks into a bar An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin

Ireland's population is out of control It keeps Dublin and Dublin

A flight from Dublin to Boston Shortly after I took off on an Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston a few weeks ago

Art Appreciation - Three Black Men (nsfw) At the National Art Gallery in Dublin

Lunch At the National Art Gallery in Dublin

Aer Lingus Flight 101 was flying from Heathrow to Dublin one night with Paddy the Pilot and Seamus the co-pilot. As they approached Dublin airport

So many Irish twins being born these days the numbers just keep Dublin up.

Paddy had been drinking Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's football victory. Mick

The gay marriage referendum was just passed in Ireland. The number of married gay Irish couples will be Dublin.

An Irishman and a Norwegian apply for the same job. The job they're applying for is at an engineering firm in Dublin.

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light ...in their car in Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland? Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

Why are the Irish so rich? Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus? Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why Ireland so rich? Because its capital is always Dublin.

Why are there so many people in Ireland? Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

Did you know that Dublin, CA has the fastest growing population of all time? The populations always Dublin'. :D

Did you know that Ireland is the richest country in the world? It's capital has been Dublin for a long time.

Why do you really not want to get pulled over in Ireland? Because the cops are Dublin the fines! (It took me a three hour car ride to come up with this... I am not a clever person)

A woman walked into a butcher's shop in Dublin and complained about the lamb chops she had bought there the previous week. "Those chops were six inches long when I bought them, but by the time I'd finished grilling them, they had shrunk to just three inches!" "That's funny," said the butcher. "My wife knitted me a sweater recently, and the first time she washed it, the sleeves shrunk by three inches." "What's your sweater got to do with my lamb chops?" asked the woman indignantly. "Well," said t…

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply. The first man then asks: Where are you from? I'm from Ireland, replies the second man. The first man responds: You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland. Of Course, replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks:"Where in Ireland are you from? Dublin, comes the reply. I can't believe it, says the first man."I'm from Dublin too! Let's h…