There was a tourist in Dublin. He was trying to get to London but was running a little short on time. He sees an elderly man sitting on a bench and thought the man might know a quicker way to get there. He approached the man and asked ""Sir, what is the fastest way to London?"" ""Are you walking, traveling by push bike, or motor vehicle?"" the elderly man asked. ""Well, car. I'll be traveling by car."" the tourist replied curiously. ""Well that's the fastest way I know.""

The job interview. Seamus was good at a lot of things, except working. Fed up with her freeloading son, Seamus' mom said that he had to get a job, and arranged an interview for him at the city hall in Dublin. So, on his way to the interview, Seamus decided to stop to have a pint or two for courage. Before he knew it, hours had passed and he had but fifteen minutes to get from the pub to downtown Dublin. He drove like a banshee and made it to the city hall with a minute to spare, but, as he circl…

Naming the twins A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your Uncle from Cork came in and named them."" The woman thinks to herself, ""Oh No, not my Uncle... he's an idiot!"" She asks the doctor,""Well, what's the girl's name?"" ""Denise."" ""Wow, that…

Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening. ""Aye so I have. 'Tis Friday you know so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called ""Happy Hour"" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I had to go in for…