At the National Art Gallery in Dublin a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

Lunch At the National Art Gallery in Dublin

Helping The Doctor A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work to go fishing, so he approached his assistant. ""Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients"". ""Yes, sir!"" answers Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: ""So,Murphy, how was your day?"" Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. ""The first one had a headache so I gave him Paracetamol."" ""Br…

The Irish Millionaire Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros. ""You've done very well so far,"" said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, ""but for a million Euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?"" ""Sure,"" said Mick. ""I'll have a go!"" ""Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest? a) Sparrow b) Thrush, c) Magpie,…