Irelands Jokes

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's football victory. Mick, the bartender, says ""You'll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy"" Paddy replies ""OK Mick, I'll be on me way then."" Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. ""Shoite"" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. ""Shoite, Shoite!"" He looks to the doorway…

I hear Ireland's the richest country in the world... Its capital is always Dublin.

Ireland's worst air disaster happened early this morning when a small two-seater plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 186 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

Three piss-drunk Irishmen leave the pub... Three piss-drunk Irishmen, (Grady, Colin and young Danny) leave the pub one foin moonlit night and, seeing one of Ireland's oldest and most iconic castles in the moonlight, sentimentally decide to do a late-night tour. They stumble up the steps and rap on the door with the big iron knocker. There is no answer, and they stagger inside. It is dark and cold inside, but the three drunks amble on. They come upon a large hall full o' tasty treats that no drun…

U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands. Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners.

Ireland's worst air disaster Ireland's worst air disaster happened early this morning when a small two-seater plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 186 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

Paddy had been drinking Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's football victory. Mick, the bartender, says "You'll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy" Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on me way then." Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. "Shoite, Shoite!" He loo…

Which country’s capital is the fastest growing? Ireland’s.

What country’s capital is the fastest growing? Ireland’s Every year it’s Dublin

Paddy had been drinking Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's football victory. Mick

Ireland's worst air disaster Ireland's worst air disaster happened early this morning when a small two-seater plane crashed into a cemetery.