Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland? Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

Texan in Ireland A wealthy Texan is in a pub in Dublin and notices all the locals downing pint after pint of Guinness. He makes an announcement."I'll gladly give $500 to any man who can drink 10 pints of that beer without stopping" Everyone backs away from the bar and one man leaves the pub, altogether. About 15 minutes later, the man who left the pub returns and says "I'll take you up on that challenge" The bar keep lines up 10 pints of Guinness and everyone watches as the Irishman downs …

Why does Ireland have the fastest growing economy in the world? Because its capital is Dublin all the time!

Which country has the fastest growing capitol? Ireland. It's Dublin every year.