Downtown Jokes

An HR manager dies .... One day while walking downtown

I was walking downtown yesterday when this poor little old lady fell down in front of me. At least I think she was poor; she only had $2.10 in her purse.

A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop. ""Just great

I got jumped by three black men downtown the other day... They were quite polite the whole time they were jumping me. Even gave me directions to the nearest auto parts store so I could get a new car battery.

A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees her boyfriend in a flower shop. "Just great," the brunette complained to the blonde, "my boyfriend is in the flower shop buying me some flowers." The blonde responds, "Why is that a problem?" The brunette replies, "Because now he'll expect me to spend all weekend with my legs spread and my feet up in the air." "Why?" asked the blonde, "Don't you have a vase?"

What do you call a blonde female driver?,"Room 52E at the downtown hopsital

Have you heard about the Tempura Shelter they are opening downtown? It's a center for lightly battered women.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward? Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Why don't men like going Downtown with women? Because eating-out can be so expensive.

How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown? Eh... It's tso-tso.

What do you call a blonde female driver? Room 52E, at the downtown hopsital