The Blonde in Church An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. 'This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.' No one moved. The preach…

A blonde is speeding down the highway... …and is pulled over by a blonde police officer. Cop: You were going pretty fast back there. Can I see some ID please? Driver: <Frantically looking through purse> I must have left it home. Cop: Well, do you have anything with your picture on it? Driver: <Hands over compact mirror> I have this! Cop <Looking at mirror>: Oh, I didn't know you were a cop. You’re free to go.

Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia. Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia. As they were approaching Shubenacadde (shoe-been-ack-id-dee), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... ver-r-ry slo-o-owly?" T…

A man had a cattle ranch that he ran with his two daughters. One day their only bull went crazy, broke through the fence and killed the man. The bull was injured and was attacking everything and everyone in sight. The daughters had to put him down. They needed a new bull, but they only had $1000 in cash. So one daughter decided to go to town and see if she could purchase a new bull for less than $1000. She told the other sister that if she was successful, she would send a telegram to bring the …