A very rich man gave birth to a son. On the son's sixteenth birthday, The man asked him what he wanted, and said that he would get anything his heart could desire. The son only asked for a pink ping pong ball. His father was curious, but complied. After they had cake and ice cream and the son opened his presents, he went up to his room with the pink ping pong ball. The ball was never seen again. The next year, on the son's seventeenth birthday, the man asked him what he wanted, and said that, si…

Parking spot An old man was driving downtown in his Bentley. He drove around for 45 minutes until he saw a spot on the side of the street. As the spot freed up another man in a Lamborghini slides in and takes it before the old man can. As the other drive stepped out of his vehicle, he looks at the old man and says: ""You need to be fast to do that!"". The old man takes a second and slams his Bentley into the Lambo, pushing it out of the spot. he then backs in and with a wrecked front end. With c…

The time my mother got robbed My mother was walking downtown one day when she was approached by a hooded man holding out a knife. ""Give me you money or I'll take your life"" the man said So my mother handed him her IBM employment card. ""What is this?"" He proclaimed ""It shows you that I have no money and no life"" my mother said

GovSchwarzenegger's musical talents. One day Arnold Schwarzenegger and his two friends Bill and Tom were going for a stroll downtown. Suddenly a man jumped out of a doorway and said ""Help! We've just lost our three leads for our movie on famous European composers!"" Arnie and the boys, ever the gentlemen, decided to help the poor fellow. Once inside, the director told them who the three composers in question were and that they could pick each part for themselves. ""I'll be Mozart."" Said Bill. …