Did you hear about the new Christmas restaurant downtown? They have an eggs Benedict dish that they service on car hub caps - it’s called “there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise”

Have you heard about the Tempura Shelter they are opening downtown? It's a center for lightly battered women.

Why don't men like going Downtown with women? Because eating-out can be so expensive.

How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown? Eh... It's tso-tso.