A man is driving along the highway... on his way home for Christmas, when his car's engine starts to spit and sputter. He pulls into the nearest town and finds the mechanic. The mechanic tells him that it will take a few hours to fix the car and there's a diner down the street where he can grab a bite to eat while he waits. The man walks down to the diner and grabs a seat. After looking over the menu, he orders the eggs benedict. After a short while, his meal arrives on a hubcap. Apart from the …

Punch A guy and his girlfriend are getting ready for prom, by searching the Internet for the perfect dress and suit. Finally, on the day of the prom, they are satisfied. They drive downtown to buy their new clothes. Unfortunately, many of their classmates also waited until the last minute, and there is tons of traffic. After waiting in a long line of cars to get off the highway, they drive to the suit store. The boy is fitted, and when he goes to make his purchase he is greeted with another long…

A couple spontaneously decide to go on a date together. So they simply get in the car and go. They drive downtown towards all the majority of the restaurants available to them and pull into the parking lot of their favorite one. The only problem is that there is a giant wait time. So they try their second favorite. Same thing: huge wait time.This trend continues until they are left with a pretty unpopular and sub-par diner that's unfortunately know for their less-than-awesome food. The man and t…

A little boy was playing with his new train. A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell 'All you sons of b*tches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of b*tches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving'. The mother went in and told her son, 'we don't use that kind of language…