Donald Trump Jokes

Donald Trump has decided to take just $1 as his salary for the job of the President instead of the usual 400,000. That man would do just about anything to avoid paying the taxes.

Donald Trump is Mac user He's definitely not PC

Plans to move the Russian Embassy from its current location have had to be postponed. Because Donald Trump won't pull his head out of the new place.

Why Can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? Because sometimes, you can get rid of cancer.

I Can see the future, Donald Trump wins the election This post made with **Internet Explorer**

So Donald Trump was pounding this chick and she started moaning ""oh daddy!"" Then he said, ""I know I am your daddy Ivanka""

What's the difference between Martin Luther King and Donald Trump? Martin Luther King had a dream and Donald Trump is a nightmare.

Now Donald Trump is president he really needs to answer this conspiracy theory Is wrestling real or fake?

Donald Trump has banned shredded cheese. He's going to make America grate again.

I hear Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church He's called for a ban on contraception. He wants to make America mate again

Donald Trump, for the first time in his life, he goes and applies for a job And gets the position of President of the US

I don't know why people call Donald Trump inexperienced He used to remove black families from their homes all the time.

What do Donald Trump and Mondays have in common Nobody likes them.

Donald Trump is the president elect of the United States. I am still not sure if it belongs here or in r/politics (?)

I saw a really lifelike portrait of Donald Trump the other day... ... it was really freaky how the hands followed you around the room.

Donald Trump Visits a School Donald Trump is visiting a elementary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Mr Trump if he would like to lead the discussion of the word ""tragedy."" So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: ""If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tr…

After winning the election, Donald Trump has already started with his racist agenda... He's already kicking a black family out of their own home.

Why should Donald Trump change his name to Donald Duck? Because he's a quack.

""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this...""

""You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"" ""Mister President, we've been over this..."" ---------------------------------- All credit to /u/Romobyl Found in the comments on r/ThatHappened

What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump? Reagan helped tear down a wall.

Why did Donald Trump win Florida in the Presidential Election? Floridians have seen the positive effect an Orange can have on the economy.

Woohoo! Donald Trump won the presidential election! As a Clinton voter I'm not happy that he won, just happy that I'm not Mexican

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "" I am Steph Curry , the best NBA basketball player. The warriors and my millions of fans need me , and i can't afford to die"" So he took the 1st pack and left the plane The 2nd passenger , Donald Trump , said , "" I am the newly elected US President , and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don't want me to die."" He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the…

How did Trump win? ""Hillary Clinton"" and ""Donald Trump"" go into a bakery. Hillary Clinton steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald Trump ""See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie."" I will definitely win the election. Donald Trump: ""That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."" Donald Trump goes to the owner …