Donald Trump Jokes

Donald Trump has written a lot of books about business... They all end at chapter 11. Nice one Hillary!!

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash, who survives? No one, the was a major gas leak, and someone lit a match, and the plane exploded, killing everyone inside.

Did you hear Mexico agreed to help Donald Trump build his wall? They've gotta keep all those Americans out once Donald gets elected. Sorry, super liberal grandpa told me this one on Father's day. Couldn't help but share.

Donald Trump wrote a lot of books on business Most of them end on chapter 11

What's got 2 thumbs and is worse than Donald Trump? No, seriously. I'm asking.

The 2016 Election The election was in such shambles that none of the US citizens were voting, there was a nation wide boycott of the election. Since no one was voting there had to be a way to decide who the next president was going to be. It was agreed that a foot race around The Whitehouse would determine the next president. The top three candidates were to race around The Whitehouse. Up first was Bernie Sanders. Being old and not used to exercising he struggled to get around, but finally poste…

[NSFW] Why do the things Donald Trump says always sound fishy? Melania needs to douche.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives? America.

Why does Donald Trump dislike Bernie Sanders? Chickens tend to avoid anything with the last name ""Sanders"".

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012.

Donald Trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again!

How do you tell if Donald Trump is in your house? I sas Donald Trump today in my house, he had a gun.

If Hilary Clinton and Donald trump go on a stranded island together who survives? America.

The fight against Hilary and Donald If Hilary wins a door to women's rights will be opened and if Donald Trump won the there won't be anyone to open that door

Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black.""

If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans.

You are sitting on a beach eating a sandwich when you notice Donald Trump drowning in the sea. You have 2 options. Either jump in and save him or continue eating your sandwich. What do you choose Ham or Tuna?

Two Trump Jokes What do you call an Asian who supports Donald Trump? A riceist. What do you call a Trump-loving instrument? A trumpet. As horrible as these jokes may be, I thought them up myself so don't be too harsh. Criticism in the comments would be great however!

If Donald Trump becomes president... Does that make orange the new black?

I'll take ""Much ado"" for $1000, Alex. Answer: ""John Wayne...Jeff Bridges... Donald Trump."" ""Who are The Duke, The Dude, and The Douche.""

Why is whacking a Donald Trump pinata a really *bad* idea? Because it's full of shit

Donald Trump wants to build a wall between USA and Mexico... It's okay, we have tunnels.

What's orange and can't climb a tree? Donald Trump.

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders are on a plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America

Want to hear a joke? Donald Trump. Oh wait it's not funny anymore.