Trump's first 30 days in office Day 1: ISIS surrenders, admitting America is just too great now to fight Day 2 Global warming stops Day 3: Mexico volunteers to build the wall using illegal Mexican refugee child as labor Day 4: Solves Israeli Palestinian conflict by moving Palestinian to Indian reservations Day 5: Replaces Obamacare with a terrific new system Day 6: Announce unemployment is now 0% Day 7: Rest Day 8: Has meeting with God to discuss the whole Muslin issue Day 9: Announced the last …

Donald Trump walks into a Mexican bar The Mexican bar was filled with Mexicans. Donald asks a Mexican bartender to serve him the finest drink in the bar. The Bartender returns with a drink and says it's aged 20 years. Donald takes a gulp and comments, ""Is this the best you got?"" The Mexican bartender replies, ""My dad who is 40 years is not working today!""

Donald Trump is flying over New York City He looks out of the window and says to his family, "You know what, I'm gonna throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy!" His son looks at him and says, "Dad, why don't you throw two hundred $5 bills out of the window? Then you can make two hundred people happy." Donald says, "Son, that's a great idea!" His wife turns to him and says, "Donald, why not throw one thousand $1 bills out the window? You could make one thousand p…

Sorry my seductive strip tease to Janet Jackson's Black Cat blew your Grandma's pacemaker and caused your Mom to divorce your Dad.