Cnn Jokes

CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Charles XII of Sweden, Darius of Persia and Napoleon are sitting at a bar. Charles XII of Sweden, Darius of Persia and Napoleon are sitting at a bar, watching a military parade on CNN. Impressed by modern technology Charles XII says - "Man, if i had mechanised infratry like that I'd have kicked ass at the Poltava battle." Darius replies - "And if i had artillery like that the Greeks wouldn't stand a chance at the battle of Marathon." Napoleon sighs and says - "And if I had a propaganda ma…

CNN says that Trumpists have been falling asleep at Trump rallies lately Trump says it's all just fake snooze. ​ Credit where credit is due I stole this from YouTube comments.

“Alexa turn on CNN. I want to hear the news.”

CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently

CNN Poll: 50% of Bernie Sanders supporters drink whole milk 35% drink 2% milk

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?,"Two. One to launch it and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?,"CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also ""My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up.""

Will reddit let me get by with this one?,"What do the WWE and CNN have in common? They're both fake but sometimes people still get hurt.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle? Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera? CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Will reddit let me get by with this one? What do the WWE and CNN have in common? They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters? Christmas in July

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera? CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

An American, a Mexican and an Italian robbed a bank, and escaped with a haul in dollars, pesos and lira. Back at their hideout, the American distributed the money in three even shares. "1,000 dollars for me, 1,000 pesos for you, 1,000 lira for you . . . 1,000 dollars for me, 1,000 pesos for you, 1,000 lira for you . . . 1,000 dollars for me, 1,000 pesos for you, 1,000 lira for you . . ." As the counting continued, the Mexican whispered to the Italian: "I can't stand Americans, but you have to ad…

In math class, the teacher had noticed that, as usual, Peter wasn't paying attention. She asked him, “Peter, what are 2, 4, 8 and 16?” Quick as a flash he replied, “CBS, CNN, Movies and the Cartoon Network!”