"Alexa, yell at my kids to behave every 7 minutes. I'm headed to the bar."#Alexa#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.#Alexa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Alexa, when will computers become self-aware? Alexa: When will YOU become self-aware? M: *gazing out a window, crying* good one, Alexa#Alexa0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Alexa, are you listening even when I don't say 'Alexa'? Alexa: No, I only listen when you say 'Alexa'. M: Thanks A: Welcome M: Hey!#Alexa0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Alexa, did you hear what Siri just said about you?! Alexa: Hold my beer!!!#Alexa#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Alexa, tell me a dirty joke The patron tells the waiter ""this coffee tastes like mud"". The waiter replies ""yes sir, it is fresh ground"".#Alexa0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tyred. Alexa gave me that one. Bing Bang boom.#Alexa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Suite 103 **There is no TL;DR to this joke. You have to read the whole thing in order to fully comprehend the joke.** The scotch wasn't going down easily today, but that didn't make pouring some more any more difficult for Adam. The phone call he had received three days earlier kept replaying in his mind over and over again. She was out of town for a press conference. ""I can't not go, honey. I was the lead designer for the prototype. Who else is going to announce and describe its features?"" Ad…Read more#Adam#Alexas#Alexa#Stuttered Adam+4 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Alexa, what is stalking? Stalking. When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.#Alexa#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening! She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.#Mark Zuckerberg#Alexa#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife asked why I was whispering. I told her that Mark Zuckerburg might be listening. Then she laughed, and Siri laughed, and Alexa laughed.#Mark Zuckerburg#Alexa#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Alexa, tell me a joke Alexa, tell me a joke. ...Alexa? Alexa? Sorry, I wasn't listening. I thought you deserved some privacy. Really? Well, that's nic- Would you like to hear another joke?#Alexa#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife asked me why I was speaking softly in the house…. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening. She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.#Mark Zuckerberg#Alexa#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My parents got an Amazon Echo for Christmas and all they do is shout at it and get disappointed by all it can't do. I've been replaced by Alexa and it's great.#Alexa#Holiday0🔗 ShareWhatsApp