Alexa, take down my Christmas decorations.

"Alexa, yell at my kids to behave every 7 minutes. I'm headed to the bar."

So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.

Me: Alexa, when will computers become self-aware? Alexa: When will YOU become self-aware? M: *gazing out a window, crying* good one, Alexa