Mark Zuckerberg Jokes

Someday you'll wake up with Mark Zuckerberg in your bed because you neglected to uncheck a box.

Obama has been endorsed by Warren Buffett, Colin Powell, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates. Romney has been endorsed by Lindsay Lohan.

My 61-year-old stepmom loves your product, Mark Zuckerberg.

Just walked in on Mark Zuckerberg writing down the contents of my medicine cabinet.

"I'm gonna make a cool new social media site for college kids, but only for a few years. Then it'll be a mom scrapbook" ~ Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg stole Facebook from my friend, Craig Facebook

Mark Zuckerberg came up with the idea for Facebook when he was at a party & a racist uncle wrote a bible quote on a painting then poked him

Mark Zuckerberg I know you are a new parent but it's way more fun to tell children you are giving away their inheritance when they are teens

Did you know that Mark Zuckerberg and the guy who played the blue Power Ranger are cousins? Just not to each other. But they are cousins.

Mark Zuckerberg screwed over his class mates and best friend. Do you honestly think he cares about your opinion on the new Timeline layout?

My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening! She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.

My wife asked me why I was speaking softly in the house…. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening. She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.

Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. He runs Facebook.

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus? Social net twerking