An American, a Mexican and an Italian robbed a bank, and escaped with a haul in dollars, pesos and lira. Back at their hideout, the American distributed the money in three even shares. "1,000 dollars for me, 1,000 pesos for you, 1,000 lira for you . . . 1,000 dollars for me, 1,000 pesos for you, 1,000 lira for you . . . 1,000 dollars for me, 1,000 pesos for you, 1,000 lira for you . . ." As the counting continued, the Mexican whispered to the Italian: "I can't stand Americans, but you have to ad…