Will reddit let me get by with this one? What do the WWE and CNN have in common? They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt.

It's not called "Laura the Explorer" because if a little white girl gets lost in the woods, CNN shows up with the FBI.

Marijuana may cause paranoia but so does watching CNN.

Turned on TV and heard people talking about grinding, pumping & hole filling. Sadly, it was just CNN.