Another joke translated to English from my Uncle. Little ""peter"" was in class when his teacher was talking about fruits, and she brought up the question, ""Which fruits can be sucked on or smothered?"" A boy raised his hand and said, ""An orange!"" The teacher replied, ""yes, correct!"" A girl raised her hand as-well and said, ""A peach, teacher!"" To which the teacher also agreed. Finally, little Peter raised his hand and said, ""A set of PJ's!"" The teacher, confused, said, ""no, you cant su…

Manners In one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ""Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"" Michael said, ""Just a minute I have to go pee."" The teacher responded by saying, ""That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it. ""Peter said, ""I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right bac…

Once upon a time ..a small boy named Peter lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him ""you are driving me crazy, Peter""... One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career... The mother could not accept such a feed back and she took her son o…

A Test WC in college. Three cubicles. Voice from the left: *Peter, professor passed you in philosophy?* Voice from the right: *No, he did not...* Voice from the middle: **And I won't!**