🎲 How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle? Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to fin...

Q: How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera? CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

#Jimmy Dore #Cnn #Al Jazeera #Q&A

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Will reddit let me get by with this one? What do the WWE and CNN have in common? They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt.

#Wwe #Cnn #Q&A

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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters? Christmas in July

#Cnn #Holiday #Q&A

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera? CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

#Cnn #Al Jazeera #Q&A

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