Chuck Norris Jokes

When Chuck Norris was young His parents would sleep in his room when they were scared.

When Chuck Norris made a joke about Will Smith's wife... Will Smith slapped himself.

Chuck Norris... ...built a hospital so his mother could give birth to him.

Chuck Norris admitted to using stunt doubles in his films But only for the crying parts

Chuck Norris was petting a tiger. Suddenly the tiger began to utter a soft growl. The trainer said, "get up slowly and back away." So, the tiger did. Saw a clip of Chuck Norris telling this himself.

Chuck Norris killed 50 enemy combatants with a hand grenade. Then the grenade exploded.

Chuck Norris joke Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally , came back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.

Chuck Norris killed 50 enemy combatants with a grenade Then the grenade exploded.

Chuck Norris called 911 And asked if they needed help.

Chuck Norris uses a stunt double ….for crying scenes

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin And giraffes were born

I don't understand why everyone says Chuck Norris is awesome. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone at my front door.

Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't wear shoes to protect his feet from the ground... ​ He wears them to protect the ground from his feet

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and John Wick? Chuck Norris gets his revenge before you even think about killing his dog.

Chuck Norris can recite the entirety of pi. Backwards.

Chuck Norris's password is the last 9 digits of pi. Chuck Norris can divide by 0. Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice Chuck Norris can cross a vector with a scalar Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw a circle with exactly 100 degrees. Chuck Norris is so badass he can find value of a variable in an expansion without factoring the coefficient within the expansion. Chuck Norris is so tough he can draw an isosceles triangle with four perfectly identical vertices Chuck Norris is so tough h…

Chuck Norris had a nightmare The nightmare ran into its moms room crying

Why does Chuck Norris never have to flush the toilet? He just scares the shit out of it.

Chuck Norris didn't dial the wrong number You answered the wrong phone

What did Chuck Norris do when his parachute failed to open? Brought it back for a refund.

When Chuck Norris was born… The doctor said “Congratulations! You have two healthy parents.”

Chuck Norris got ambushed by terrorists with a $5,000,000 ransom If the money wasn’t paid within 24 hours, the terrorists would be beheaded

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed twenty people. Then it exploded.

I want to know who has the best Chuck Norris Joke My favourite: God took a rest on the 7th day, Chuck Norris took over

Chuck Norris killed 5 people with a sword Then 20 more without the sheath