Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.

Chuck Norris looked directly at the sun today... And the sun got so scared it hid behind the moon.

I don't believe Chuck Norris is that great Cuz if he was

Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him So he tracked down nothing and killed it

Post Your Chuck Norris Jokes Here Chuck Norris got shot. We are now in the hospital

Chuck Norris actually died 6 years ago. ...But the Grim Reaper still hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet He scares the shit out of it.

Chuck Norris went to Mcdonalds and the ice cream machine was working.

Chuck Norris got bitten by a King Cobra And after 5 agonizing days of pain.

Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people Then the grenade exploded.

Chuck Norris has died. He has since recovered from this mild inconvenience.

Superman once arm wrestled Chuck Norris Loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.

If we replace all ""Chuck Norris"" jokes with Kim Jung Un.... We could write the North Korean Official Website.

One time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 47 people Then the grenade exploded

Chuck Norris facts. -In the average living room

Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade killing 50 people Then the grenade exploded

Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone.

Some Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris doesn't pet any animals. Animals pet themselves when he approaches them.

Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a while

What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up.

Chuck Norris jokes When Chuck Norris' code throws exceptions

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.