Chuck Norris Jokes

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?,"None no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?,"A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?,"Ctrl - C Ctrl - V

*REQUEST* Anyone know any good ""show me a ..."" jokes?","These used to be sort of popular, and I can only find this as an example: ""Show me a man with a nub for an index finger and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to 'Pull my Finger'"". I think this sub can do better than that. Does anyone out there have some good ""show me a..."" jokes?! :)

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?,"""You you and you. Get out.""

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them? The Islands

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

Did you know that Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin? That he built.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town? A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Why is Chuck Norris still alive? Credit: Saw the comment in this [1:55]

What did Chuck Norris told his father when he left home for college? You are the man of the house now.

Remember when people uses Chuck Norris jokes? They all died because of unknown source :)

How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem? Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

Why did God bless Texas? He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

The difference between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee? Why does Chuck Norris have a lot of jokes but Bruce Lee doesn't? Because Bruce Lee is no joke...

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris? Depends on who wrote the script.

How does Chuck Norris go fishing? "You, you and you. Get out."