A man gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts: ""Is there a doctor here?"" A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her: ""I am. What is the problem?"" He replies: ""I am Chuck Norris, and I am going to beat the shit out of the terrorist next to me!""

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

Only one person cried when Chuck Norris was born and that was the doctor.... no one slaps Chuck Norris

Despite whatever Gene Simmons says, Chuck Norris IS Doctor Love.