When Chuck Norris is pulled over, cops show him their IDs

My dream girl? Dirty blond hair, strong arms, cold eyes, immaculately shaped facial hair, no remorse -Are you describing Chuck Norris? Yes

When life handed Chuck Norris lemons, he made chocolate pudding.

Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday 13th.The next day he won the lottery