When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Chuck Norris once sneezed on a woman at the bank and got her pregnant