When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Money doesn't grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations.